blapster

a woman that recieved a hit from the penis on her head

blapster will recieve this when she arque about sex

by Slapman April 12, 2014

Blapse

When you are getting head from a slag and you pull your dick out and slap there face as hard as you can with your meaty erect cock multiple times

Me: Yo b lemme blapse you real quick

Me: I gave that girl such a good blapse she broke her jaw

by Energy of thy small dick November 19, 2020

blamskeez

"In your face, bitch". Like an achievement, a victory word.

Right after a bitch slap say blamskeez.

by Booby B December 29, 2006

Bapsly

When DeVries has been bad and Momma needs to do some beatin'.

Last night, after I left the seat up on the toilet, Momma got real Bapsly with me.

by Johnny Walker Double Black October 4, 2013

Blascoed

(blasco)

To use a person by allowing them to think you have a relationship and are in love with them.

Also combined with denying the relationship after the fact.

"Dude, Madi totally blascoed me...."

"I'm gonna blasco this guy."

by WeveBeenBlascoed March 28, 2015

BLAPptastIC

{adj} The fantastic feeling one gets after being blapped on the forehead with an erect penis.

Carol was feeling blapptastic after getting blapped for 5 solid minutes.

by Blapp Meister G January 12, 2017

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017