Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.

if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.

by James October 1, 2004

SHIT TO A BLANKET

To adhere strongly to, to follow closely. Also used to describe the presence of an unwanted person who will not take a hint.

1) That adhesive is brilliant. It sticks like shit to a blanket!
2) I knew they were following me, but I couldn't shake them off. They stuck to me like shit to a blanket.
3) She latched on to me in the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. She stuck like shit to a blanket.

by Finbarthebad October 3, 2007

blakenator

person with intelligence wit hotness coolness

I wish that I could be a blakenator.

by Al McG February 16, 2008

warm lap blanket

1. The mucilaginous issue of reverse peristalsis, in cases where said vermiculation is the denouement of overly ambitious fellatio.

2. The sudden, steaming end of a throat-fuck.

3. When you get a blowjob from a drunk girl and she throws up in the middle of it.

"I kept a firm grip on his ears and pulled until I felt the warm lap blanket flowing over my legs."

by Anjelikat & Dr. Hemp November 29, 2004

blake gay

A person who was born gay straight off birth with the name Blake.

That is a Blake Gay.

by oFitzyx3 September 28, 2018

Wank-it Blanket

The Blanket you use to masturbate

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"

by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007

Banker Cat

when you go to the bank to get a loan and the one banker that always denys your loan.

Mark: Hey john did you end up getting that home loan?
John: No man i ended up dealing with the banker cat
Mark: OH man. banker cat, does not approve your loan

by Kr34m3r67 June 3, 2010