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Believement

The act of fully committing to a belief so hard, it overrides logic, facts, and sometimes common sense. A fusion of belief and commitment — often used sarcastically to describe someone who’s way too confident in something that’s clearly questionable.
Did you hear Jake say the moon landing was fake again?”
“Yeah, his believement in that conspiracy is unshakable.”
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I can't believe you looked that up

I can't believe you looked up "I can't believe you looked that up." What the hell, man?
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Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.
Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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an expression used by fall out boy fans, mostly when in distress. originating from a lyric in the song (coffee's for closers) from the album folie a deux. variations include "i wont ever believe in anything again" and "i will never believe in anything ever again", depending on the severity of the situation.
FOB fan: *is upset because they found out that the person they're crushing on is straight*
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
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Believe in the Stars

the second episode of the third season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock.
Believe in the Stars received generally positive reception from television critics, with Neal Justin of the Star Tribune concluding it was "the most brilliant episode in the series' history".1 According to the Nielsen ratings system, the episode was watched by 8.0 million households during its original broadcast, and received a 3.9 rating/9 share among viewers in the 18–49 demographic.
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Believe

Who cares what I believe? You won't even answer the question "Do you believe in God?" Motherfucker. If the church doesn't represent what I believe, why should I subordinate myself to it? Because YOU (as an individual) believe I have a responsibility to... You (in aggregate)? So I'm subordinating my will to you (in aggregate)(and that's not a narcissistic or solipsistic expectation)so that you can stand atop the golden mountain as the prophetic shepherd who got people to do the thing you told them to do. "Your beliefs don't matter. You should be acting in accordance with my beliefs." That is what the words you just said mean. (And if you don't I will collude with the conservative media for the purpose of your gaslighting and derision.) And that's the quiet part.
Hym "In the same way that there is no reason to believe that the Marxist's beliefs are motivated compassion for the poor (as opposed to hatred of the rich), one could just as easily say that there is no reason to believe your beliefs are motivated by compassion for young men but rather fear of delinquent men and hatred for people who you perceive to be freeloaders. I mean listen to how you talk about them. They have a duty to be altruistic (in spite of the fact that it decreases there sexual selection prospects) and productive regardless of the outcome (out of a moral responsibility to people whom your beliefs and/or outcome are irrelevant). And, in the context of your constant referencing of me, is the "jump off of a bridge bit" your way of trying to tell me to kill myself? Because that's like the second to you've told people to kill themselves. That's pretty common in the gaming world though some I'm not one to judge but I generally tell people to not kill themselves."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
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