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Who cares what I believe? You won't even answer the question "Do you believe in God?" Motherfucker. If the church doesn't represent what I believe, why should I subordinate myself to it? Because YOU (as an individual) believe I have a responsibility to... You (in aggregate)? So I'm subordinating my will to you (in aggregate)(and that's not a narcissistic or solipsistic expectation)so that you can stand atop the golden mountain as the prophetic shepherd who got people to do the thing you told them to do. "Your beliefs don't matter. You should be acting in accordance with my beliefs." That is what the words you just said mean. (And if you don't I will collude with the conservative media for the purpose of your gaslighting and derision.) And that's the quiet part.
Hym "In the same way that there is no reason to believe that the Marxist's beliefs are motivated compassion for the poor (as opposed to hatred of the rich), one could just as easily say that there is no reason to believe your beliefs are motivated by compassion for young men but rather fear of delinquent men and hatred for people who you perceive to be freeloaders. I mean listen to how you talk about them. They have a duty to be altruistic (in spite of the fact that it decreases there sexual selection prospects) and productive regardless of the outcome (out of a moral responsibility to people whom your beliefs and/or outcome are irrelevant). And, in the context of your constant referencing of me, is the "jump off of a bridge bit" your way of trying to tell me to kill myself? Because that's like the second to you've told people to kill themselves. That's pretty common in the gaming world though some I'm not one to judge but I generally tell people to not kill themselves."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
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And then I confirmation bias other people into believing me

He regretted it immediately!
A retard "You see, I call someone a name and then I confirmation bias other people into believing me. It's like I do the confirmation bias for you and then I expect the audience to ignore the fact that I'm an imposter."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
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Believe

Believe is cool as F***k ,alot of people think so 😌
Woow Believe is really really fresh wtf
by Some fresh guy November 22, 2021
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Believement

The act of fully committing to a belief so hard, it overrides logic, facts, and sometimes common sense. A fusion of belief and commitment — often used sarcastically to describe someone who’s way too confident in something that’s clearly questionable.
Did you hear Jake say the moon landing was fake again?”
“Yeah, his believement in that conspiracy is unshakable.”
by Atinybitofyou May 26, 2025
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I Gotta Believe

Its something that Parappa does that i can't!
I Gotta Believe? last time i did that i shat myself
by MattHasAIdentityCrisis December 6, 2021
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