Belgian Headband

Placing one’s limp penis across the forehead of a passed out drinking buddy or will parter/participant.
Remember when Dave drank too many Captain and Cokes and Andre gave him a Belgian headband; Dave is a bitch.
by davesabitch February 06, 2024
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Belgian double-dip

The act of a man giving a woman anal, then oral, then anal again.
Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after she tried a Belgian double-dip.
by Mr. Crabs lover June 27, 2024
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Belgian Double-Dip

The act of performing Anal, Then Oral, Then Anal again.
Did you hear how Jeff’s wife got sick after they tried a Belgian Double-Dip.
by Mr. Crabs lover June 27, 2024
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Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.
That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.
by Loganno January 14, 2019
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Belgian Chocolate Croquette

The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.

It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.
She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.
by Godelieve Van De Putte August 05, 2021
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Belgian girl

A girl who is sticky and cute in the beginning and will do everything what you say, she will slowly brainwash you in being her slut. They change like a virus in the beginning they are not a problem until they take you over and use you until you die. Fuck them but do not be together with them at all costs. The become ugly after the age of 28 and change in to your worst nightmare.
Person nr 1: Hey is Tom still with that Belgian girl. No, that bitch destroyed him, he is now staying at home and going to a psychologist.

Person nr 2: Damm, she fucked him up. Well that’s the risk of dating a Belgian chick too long.
by $Dark_Side$ March 03, 2021
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A phrase used as an alternative to a couple’s relationship. Intended to be said by one as a way of annoying the other.
Jenna: “Do you know what tomorrow is?”

Elias: “Of course how could I forget National Belgian Chocolate Day!”

Jenna: “I can’t believe you.”
by architecter April 25, 2018
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