ear beetle

A small, wireless ear-piece used in conjunction with a mobile phone. The ear-piece looks like a beetle crawling out of one's ear.

YOU: Did you see that phat new ear beetle from Plantronics?
YOUR FRIEND: Hells yeah!

by thentzel October 23, 2006

Beethoven Lick

When an unsuspecting female gets a face full of tongue. If you can lick from the chin to the top of the forehead, then you have successfully completed the Beethoven lick.

Inspired by our favorite childhood movie about the fun-loving dog known as Beethoven. This St. Bernard will forever be a part of our lives.

Best ways to accomplish such a feet: ask for a kiss on the cheek, tell her to close her eyes because you have a surprise, simply wrap your arms around her arms/body and let her have it. If she gets mad, cries, or punches you then you know that you have done it correctly.

Ronnie, check this out. La'schell isn't looking and I'm about the beethoven lick the shit out of her face.

by Samson Simpson May 4, 2010

Beeta

Beeta is a funny Persian girl with a big personality who loves oranges, chocolates and yogurts. She can argue her way through anything and always wins. She is very athletic.

Who is that funny girl that is eating all the oranges, laughing out loud and arguing with her parents over chocolates? That's Beeta, she is funny and a pain in a butt.

by randomlyfunny May 1, 2016

beetleclip

When a male sticks his thumb in a woman's vagina and his index and middle finger in her butthole.

"Hey, you want a beetleclip?"
"yea, whats that?"
"let me show you... best by example!"

by Ryan Farris November 24, 2004

Feeta My Beeta

feeta meaning any verb and beeta meaning any noun.

Dude, Feeta My Beeta.

by meeeeeeeeeerrrrrr April 28, 2009

beetle

1. A very diverse family of insects, including lady bugs, june bugs, and many others.
2. A type of car made by Volkswagen, also called a bug.

1. Look at the pincers on that beetle!
2. Brooke used to drive an old Beetle.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

Beetle-Rash

An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.

This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!

by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011