Benche Doctors

Expert Benche Doctors with a high knowledge of the benche press exercise in which they specialize in. They're high knowledge in this specific exercise will get anybody with poor genetics or a low body weight to benche press an extraordinary amount of weight beyond their understanding.

Jose: Hey bro did you hear about Dr.Bazan the Benche Doctors I heard he's the best Benche Doctor in California along with his assistant Dr.Engel who is researching under Dr.Bazan's supervision.
Lalo: Yea I'm for sure going to jump up 50lbs in my benche within 3 months!

by El Benche Doctor December 19, 2016

Beached Whale Couple

A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.

"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"

"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?

Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!

Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?

Todd: What trip?

Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?

Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!

Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!

Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.

Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!

Todd: Oh, I will!"

by atreed7 June 1, 2018

belchelor

A single dude who has been unable to secure a spouse due to his loud/frequent burping.

While many belchelors may indeed have uproariously-full social lives with lots of other males --- often ones with crude tastes and little sensitivity about gross/disgusting stuff --- few humans of the female persuasion would want to be around said voluminous burpers, since no truly self-respecting lady is willing to "stoop that low".

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Beech

| Beech b-ee-ch {noun}; A felicitous usage and more culturally intrinsic way of using the age old curse, ‘Bitch’; A less harsh manner of usage pertaining to the predecessor word (noun) ‘Bitch’ |

E.g. "I would've just said BITCH but I was surrounded by people of the cloth, so I said beech;" E.g. - “yassss beech, oh mah gawd, yessss;”

by SlamCakes August 27, 2019

Beech/Beach

/biCH/

Beech (US)

Beach (UK)

Another way of saying "bitch" without getting caught at school.

And you can give excuses to your teacher and you won't technically be swearing! :D

"What'd you say to me you little beech?"

"Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon beech"

Beech/Beach is a form of "bitch" .

"Beech, I don't give a frickle!"

"Beeches be crazy"

by GoodWordsThatYoullNeverUse December 1, 2019

Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.

You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.

by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020

Beech

Beech is a name to call someone. When you want to call them a bitch but you don’t want to be harsh.

A term Jenna Marbles uses a lot

Girl #1: “Hey Beech!”
Girl #2: “Hey girl, hey!”
Girl #1: “Did you see the new Jenna Marbles video?”
Girl #2: “Of course I did. You know it beech!”

by jackiethejackass April 28, 2020