Beards like that from jack "cuck" murphy where left and right sides are white and the middle part is normal colored.
Tongue can't reach left and right side to clean the zinc leftover up, which he got from eating out his gf after she met Matt from Tinder.
Tongue can't reach left and right side to clean the zinc leftover up, which he got from eating out his gf after she met Matt from Tinder.
Have you seen Jack "cuck" Murphy? He got a nice zinc beard.
Guess Jack "cuck" Murphy came up with the idea of a zinc beard while he got a dildo stuffed in his ass, like when he did porn or got rammed by another guy.
Guess Jack "cuck" Murphy came up with the idea of a zinc beard while he got a dildo stuffed in his ass, like when he did porn or got rammed by another guy.
by Augustus (Warband) December 31, 2021
When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.
Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.
by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021
"Av gt a pure giro beard man"
"Check u out wae the giro beard"
"Wish ma giro wid cum in so a can gt rid o this giro beard"
"Check u out wae the giro beard"
"Wish ma giro wid cum in so a can gt rid o this giro beard"
by Big bossak May 10, 2009
A type of cafe which specializes in creating creme puffs and creme styled pastries. Also a place where people make common jokes and references about ejaculation.
Those creme puffs from Beard Papa's are so good.
(A very hot girl walks into Beard Papa's and orders some creme puffs)
Someone: I'd like to creme those puffs!
or
I'd like to beard those papas!
(A very hot girl walks into Beard Papa's and orders some creme puffs)
Someone: I'd like to creme those puffs!
or
I'd like to beard those papas!
by Mario Lomas April 05, 2008
by jakeblues May 06, 2007
A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.
by Mediocrity May 27, 2013