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Fudge bean 

n.
A kind, typically small individual who is able to sweeten people's days by simply being around them, either through their sheer cuteness or their ability to bake a delicious treat.
n.
I was walking home yesterday when I saw a girl drop her icing container. When I picked it up and gave it back to her, I noticed she was a fudge bean.
Fudge bean by Igris May 30, 2020

midget on a beanbag 

Description of a guys cock and balls, in which the dude has a very small dick that sits up on his balls
Dude Joe has such a midget on a beanbag, he really should't have a picture of it on the net.

Batter the Bean 

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.
Batter the Bean by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

ayo can i get a bean

ayo can i get a bean
ayo can i get a bean?”
“no”
The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.
Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.
Blue Bean by Skyday November 7, 2007