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Breaking Dawn 

Sequel to Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, also known as an epic fail to those who do not suffer from SMeyer glorification.
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages
Nothing equals this epic fail, also known as Breaking Dawn, I lack examples.
Breaking Dawn by JazzateNessie October 5, 2008
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devil's beating his wife 

When the sun is shining and it is raining... The Devil Is Beating His Wife...
When the sun is shining but it is raining. The devil's beating his wife.

Buck Breaking 

When a black male is submissive to a white male.
Ayo look at deshaun my nigga, his black ass is about to get some his ass into some buck breaking from Massa!
Buck Breaking by GodLovesBlackPeople December 28, 2021

baking cookies 

getting it on; having hot hot sex.
"Mom, I'm going to my boyfriends house now."
"what are you going to do there?"
"Oh, probably just baking cookies."
"Okay, honey, have fun."
baking cookies by wilfs January 13, 2008
A makeup technique involving applying/ caking huge amounts of pressed powder to the face (usually in the t-zone )and leaving it on for a period of time to mattify the face. This practice came into popularity in the drag scene but eventually grew into use by internet Beauty Gurus.
Beauty Guru in youtube tutorial: First I'll apply my foundation then I'll dust on a whole lot of powder . Because it's going to take a bit, while I'm baking I'll answer some questions from twitter.
Baking by rupaulislife April 5, 2017

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)
beating off by andy1 May 24, 2005

beating up richard 

boy: i think about you when im beating up richard...
girl: ..................wtf ur a stranger