Bagel Dog

When a guy soaps up a girls butt in the shower and rubs his penis in her crack.

Yo Santos, this morning my lady and I got in the shower and I bagel dogged the shit out of her!

by bdogzzzz June 19, 2010

Bagel

a derogatory name for a fat jewish kid.

Bagel was playing Halo 2 all day

that lazy bastard

by G shiznit May 13, 2005

swanky bageling

a rape kiss; an unwanted and unexpected kiss

Jack gave Cassy a swanky bageling outside the gym!

by FairyProtecter3000 March 18, 2009

Fur Bagel

The hairy ring around the poop hole, is usually found as a brown color

have you ever shaved your fur bagel? it feels so good!

by Redhairisdabom May 31, 2010

ass bagel

Basically it's Stifler speak where you hook up some dirty phrase with some normal word. Usually used when trying to emphasize a point. Also good for answering machines.

Beep "Hey ass bagel what are you doing calling me so late? I'm not home right now. So go fuck a flip flop flip flop fucker before I shove it straight up your ass! Bye"

by Twiggy627770 September 12, 2005

J BAGEL'D

Beyond ruined on a message board

supremepizza wrote:
I'm a good looking guy who can talk to girls when I'm in my element

mcneezy wrote:
I nailed her, basically...

Sean_Bateman wrote:
tEB lewks da best in,,,,,Ernge and white

supremepizza wrote:
J BAGEL'D

by _it aint e_z March 1, 2009

Strawberry bagel

When a woman who is currently menstruating pees in a cup and let's it congeal into a fine jelly like substance. She then proceeds to spread it on a bagel and serves it to her sexual partner telling him/her that it it a bagel with strawberry jam on it.

Carol: Did you hear about Lizzy? Susan: No, what happened? Carol: Her girlfriend gave her a Strawberry bagel!! Susan: That's super hot!

by Ken-dur-uh!! October 30, 2010