Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.

He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

Barber

Living avatars of deception and evil whom you will ask for just a clean up and they will proceed to destroy your current hairstyle. Go to a hairdresser next time.

Kevin:I went to my barber and he destroyed my shit, spent the whole summer growing it out too.

Bob:never trust a barber man.

by Beesofbag September 3, 2022

Barberism

The origin of barbers, Lord Barber the first and his best friend prince barberith created the barbershop temple and many joined the community and theres still many more to this day.

barberism- my dog is addicted to barberism

by Sir barberith ||| May 24, 2022

Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"

That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....

by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024

backyard barber

A barber shop in the boondocks

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks

by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".

"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"

by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013

Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".

Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.

by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024