Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009

Lucy Reseigh Barber

literally the best person ever. extremely beautiful

I fucking love Lucy Reseigh Barber

by johnadamsshatthebed November 10, 2018

Barber

A person who is misleading or pretends to not like what he/she is doing

The leader of this Amino is such a barber

by Mundee05 July 26, 2019

LT Barber

Sexy light skin with a shlong

“Damn did u see LT Barber in school today”

by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019

John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .

Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.

by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024

dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.

Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025

Barber's Chair

When a woman shaves your scrote while you are simultaneously being pegged in a seated position.

Donna gave me the Barber's Chair treatment last night. I am freshly shorn and won't shit right for a week.

by Ghost See March 4, 2022