The Beached Whale

The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!

Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?

Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!

by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 28, 2010

double backed monster

the look and sound of two people having sex that leads others to assume there is a double backed monster in the bed.

i walking in and it looked like there was a double backed monster on her bed.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

The Bachelor

A show where women who hate men that date multiple women essentially participate in a show where the ultimate prize is marrying a man that dated multiple women.

Woman: I hate men that date multiple women but I love watching The Bachelor

by BadAccountant March 28, 2019

the bishop get bashed

When you do the naughty naughty at home with the Bishop.

Mr Philly said he was busy as it was time for the Bishop get bashed!

by Hockey Hasan March 7, 2017

Bachelorism

The state of terminal or perpetual singleness in men.

My friend Kyle often suffers from Bachelorism from which there is no cure.

by Travis and Kyle December 17, 2006

bachelor blaster

A sexual experience in which a female ejaculates onto a man's face.

Able to produce large amounts of cum, Alicia gave her boyfriend the Bachelor Blaster.

by KittyBamBam June 9, 2009

South Beached

What happens to the fat ugly girl who goes to South Beach with her circle of otherwise thin and attractive friends. As the evening progresses, the cute girls all hook-up and leave their fugly friend stranded on the beach like a washed-up whale.

Did you hear what happened to Porky Patty? She went to South Beach last night with the rest of the girls and ended up South Beached.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009