Babesauce

Something you call a friend. Try not analize the word, you'll get grossed out.

Mariah gets so mad when I call her babesauce, even though she's my bestfriend. She thinks of it as a girl having her period on a baby.

by Olivia Sylvester February 23, 2009

Baelesscation

(verb); Kicking it with yourself, by yourself for any amount of time which is to be considered a vacation because your lonely ass is introverted, a pyschopath, more single than songs put out without an album or all of the above and you also enjoy your solitude.

all these damn "baecation goals" with no bae smh, fuck this shit im bout to just be my own bae & go on a baelesscation!

by Shawndylan August 19, 2017

Toast Babies

toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of

bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and

both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have

at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have

someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents

allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you

to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing

offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love

and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast

children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid

that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}

the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and

to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies

being gone also.

person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread

{not to be confused with mini waffles}

and a toaster says to person 2

"will you make toast babies with me?"

"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our

toast babies"

then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.

by CannibalHobo January 28, 2010

2 babies 1 fox

One of the most gross, disturbing, cringy, and shocking comics of the sonic community.

As equated with 2 girls 1 cup. This is probably the most deeply disturbing it can even reach to destroy your childhood.

The comic as it goes with tails in a bench and cream and whoever else's baby but once it gets further, it gets shockingly disgusting.

Tails had sex with the 2 girls and makes them to defecate or poop on each other as goes all with a comic equated with scatphilia and pedophilia.

This is how taken too far the sonic community will ever get, even behind all of the sonic deviantart and rule 34.

So never read this, otherwise will get disgusted and traumatized by the images of it stuck in your head.

Me: Never watch 2 babies 1 fox, it was like a sonic version of 2 girls 1 cup but worser.

by Kilroy wasn't here June 6, 2021

butt-babies

This refers to a broad category of mentally or physically deformed individuals. Unfortunately for these people, they were conceived after semen seeped from their respective mother's anuses into their vaginas after anal sex. This mixture of fecal matter and sperm, that fertilized their mother's eggs, often produced ghoulish offspring that are genetically predisposed to being very unattractive or educationally inept.

One could say that they passed a short bus full of butt-babies on their home from work or that they saw the maturing process of a butt-baby by watching "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning".

by C-Murdah April 12, 2007

Greenie Babies

One born from a mother who smoked alot of marijuana while they were in the womb.

Greenie Babies Unite Jah know dem is good.

by Rasta Four Eyes August 27, 2009

Habbo Babies

A teen about 15/16 (or older) on Habbo hotel that waist their time dressing up as little babies that mums can adopt thinking they're cute - DON'T FALL FOR IT.

Watch out for baby-looking habbos that speak like: Ewwo how aw wuu?.

BE CAREFUL - SOME ARE MORE THAN HABBO BABIES

For example, Habbo Babies might walk into your or another room - That isn't an adoption!

**EXAMPLE 1**:
(Baby comes in)

Baby: Ewwoish

Non-hc girl: Aww can I adopt you please?

Baby: Nwoo Mwe Nweed Bwetter mwummy. Mwe Nweed HC mwum

Non-hc girl: Okay then

Baby: (to Hc girl) Cwan Wuu Awdopt mwe pwease

Hc girl: Okay then sweetie

Baby: Yway! (FURNI! I'm getting furni)

(At home)

Baby: Mwummy me need fwurni

Mum: No (Kicks baby)

**EXAMPLE 2**:

Baby boy: (goes up to Hc girl) Will Wuu Adwopt mwe pwease

Hc Girl: No Bobba off

Baby: *Gwets'Lwady'to'look'into'eyes'and'hypnotize'her

Baby: Will wuu adwopt mwe NOW?

Hc Girl: Yes'My'Sweet'pea. I will be your slave and mum

(Picks up baby and hugs) <<< DUN DUN DUN! :o

Baby: Cwan wuu gives me swowm cweds?

Mum: Yes my little pumkin of a son

(Trades and puts 500 creds in box)

Baby: Mwummy wure the best

Mum: No you are

(Gives more creds)

Mum: Now those 246 collectables I have...

**EXAMPLE 3**:

(In adoption)

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAA

Hc girl: Whats the matter

Baby: *Lwookies awt lwady wieth bwig ewes*

Baby: Will wuu adopt mwe

Hc girl: NO I NEED A HC BABY OKAY?

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

(baby Whispers to hc girl)

Baby: I will kweep twying two add wuu and 'Waa' untill wuu adwop mwe

Hc girl: Okay then hunnie

Baby: YWAY

(at home)

Baby: mwummy iwts mwy biwthday!

Mum: Happy birthday *Gives birthday cake*

Baby: Wat? Nwo Pwesent?

Mum: No you can't expect me to

Baby: I'm gwoing bwak two adwoption mwe nwo lwike wuu

(At adoption)

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAA

Hc-boy: Whats the matter dahlin

Baby: mwe have no mwummy ow dwaddy

Hc boy: I'll adopt you

Baby: Yway Owk

Hc Boy: And if its your birthiday - heres 34 creds

(A week later)

Baby: (pretend to be older) Im leaving dad

dad: Why

Baby: I got creds, Im hc and thats what i came her for

(Leaves and deletes as friends)

by Beautiful176 April 22, 2009