Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.
by 6'4" November 6, 2019
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Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is such a good person all together and always cares about you. Brandon will always be there for you when you need him to. All of the girls always want him to like them because they like him. Brandon is the best person ever.
by sksksksksksskahahahalol July 21, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. 
A sweet guy that girls flock to. He is intelligent, funny, and handome as hell. Once you make eye contact with him, you fall into his dark brown eyes and it's so hard to get out, he cares about everything and is sometimes picky but he is loyal and also stubborn. He's a rare find.
by Wutupmydood May 7, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the most generous person in the world. He is normally funny and kind. Has big dick energy. Always makes you smile or buys you packs of m&m’s without you asking for them. He’s one of the greatest guys to be friends with. He will always facetime you just to make sure you’re happy and to see how you are. Brandon will always know how to break the ice in any situation. In my opinion you really need a Brandon as your best friend but not my Brandon because he’s my best friend. He doesn’t have a big dick but who needs a big dick when you have a big heart.
by country girl69 December 15, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. by Btkst01 May 20, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.