Brandon 

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.

"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"

Brandon by 6'4" November 6, 2019

Brandon 

Brandon is the most generous person in the world. He is normally funny and kind. Has big dick energy. Always makes you smile or buys you packs of m&m’s without you asking for them. He’s one of the greatest guys to be friends with. He will always facetime you just to make sure you’re happy and to see how you are. Brandon will always know how to break the ice in any situation. In my opinion you really need a Brandon as your best friend but not my Brandon because he’s my best friend. He doesn’t have a big dick but who needs a big dick when you have a big heart.

“Brandon snapped me and asked if I wanted M&M’s so he bought me 2 packs!”

Brandon by country girl69 December 15, 2019

Brandon 

An edgy kid with weird elbows who cant read. Likely to scream "Yolo" to hide his homosexuality amongst his alpha Male friends

That kid just srceamed "Yolo". Porbably a Brandon.

Brandon by Thomas.J.Bean May 27, 2020

Brandon 

All around great man who loves with his whole heart. From the moment I first met him I was addicted to his silly, goofy, and outrageous ways. Sometimes he can be serious too like when he is in protective mode as a lifeguard. I never met a person like him who could make me laugh so hard that I forget all my stupid insecurities. You will miss him for years until he suddenly shows up when you need him the most. Truly the best person I ever met, I love you so much.

Brandon stole all my pens but somehow I am happy he touched them all.

Brandon by LittleMissSunshine3 October 14, 2022

Brandon 

A lousy nerd who makes a great boyfriend too. A person who is my downfall and my muse,

my worst distraction and my rhythm and blues.

Brandon is the best thing that ever happened to me!

Brandon by AbZzzZZ April 21, 2014

Brandon 

A guy who you don't have to know well to know you were meant to be buddies. He respects you and trys to make everyone happy. Never shows his emotions to classmates. He is the one everyone looks up to, but he would never amitt it

Brandon is always there

Brandon by wordaholic555 May 16, 2015

Brandon 

The best person you will ever meet. He is awesome, taleted, intelligent, and handsome.

I would Fuck Brandon.

Brandon by Brandon085 November 15, 2016