Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.

Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."

by demonrobot December 11, 2022

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by 0AmanasazA0 November 19, 2025

International thug/pimp awareness day

This holiday recognizes thugs and pimps just like you! It is celebrated on June 15th every year.

International thug/pimp awareness day is tomorrow!

by 00yuiop00 May 25, 2024

Raising Awareness

A buzz word young people mainly Generation Z love to use to make it look like they are changing the world. They will often make a video about some 1st world problem to "raise awareness" and post it on social media. It may involve a "social experiment" to get people's reaction to something. The topic sometimes involves a word with "ism" at the end. It often involves creating a fake scenario, holding up a sign, asking people questions about something to get their reaction or posting a situation that should be kept private with the justification that they are raising awareness. Certain topics tend to become trendy and there will be a wave of videos of others posting the same scenario. Some people end up getting in trouble and say they were just raising awareness as they hold an ice pack on their swollen face.

She walked through Harlem at night in a lingerie raising awareness about cat calling!

by bassman212 September 18, 2023

the self-aware rule

When a character becomes self-aware if it is public on there will be one comment like someone get the mind eraser or execute protocol Instert number of volume,section,page or a combination of 2 or 3 of those

Instert character here is self-aware the self-aware rule enabled

by Protocols May 25, 2023

idiot-aware

When you think, "does that person think I am an idiot?", and they do in fact think you are an idiot.

Worker(thinks) : I hope he didn't think I am an idiot during the interview
Boss(thinks): I hope this bish is idiot-aware enough not to reapply SMH

by mcnuggins August 2, 2023

Isla skinner awarness day

It for isla skinners mental health from people bullying her xx

isla skinner awarness day is for pussys

by Lollololllol September 29, 2022