Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 15, 2023

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014

Assisted Patriotism

When you snitch on Lightskin’s

I went to court today and did some Assisted Patriotism.

by AntiLightskin September 16, 2025

re-insertion assistant

An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.

Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

my gym assistant

An innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

My Gym Assistant is an innovative company that offers advanced software and electronic system solutions for Sports and Health centers.

by mcelikx November 22, 2021

Partner Assisted PT

The physical training that occurs during sexual intercourse.

Joe asked Sally if she'd like to engage in some partner assisted PT.

by Kingdicktheasshole February 27, 2012

Magician's Assistant

A sex act in which one masturbates a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. The resulting action resembles a penis being fellated at the same time.

That girl just gave me the Magician's Assistant.

by Gluestickglobal January 12, 2010