asscake icing

In other words it's shit, especially if it is spread over a large surface, say an ass for example that gives someone the impression of a cake.

Person1: Hey, want some asscake icing?
Person2: Hell yeah!

by George-A January 5, 2009

asscastle

When your ass crack sweats and gets all salty and the dry salt leaves a crusty residue.

Hey man, I just went jogging for ten miles. To you want to lick my asscastle.

by Jocko Johnson March 11, 2004

Asscheese

Leftover sperm in your ass.

I feel asscheese from last night when I sit down.

by TickleMeFunTime May 6, 2015

assacheekqua

A word first used by the characters “Siphyl and Ollie” from the hit 1998 MTV show of the same name starring two sock puppets and their various sock puppet friends and foes. The word is the name of a fictional American civil war battle in which a soldier mooned the opposition. The word is used to describe a town, city, or place in a rural or distant area which you do not remember the name, or the name of it is not important. Context of the word is usually sarcastic or crass.

A: Where is this place?
B: I dunno, probably way out there in assacheekqua.

by Paramecium July 25, 2004

Asscara

The ring around the anus formed by lubrication products and bodily fluids. Often contains damp matted hair. Upon observation it resembles an winking eye with too much mascara.

Damn, gurl. Your asscara be all runnin down your buttocks.

by Princess Buzzkill December 1, 2010

Assaholic

1. A person who is addicted to saying 'Ass', 'Crap' or 'Shit'
2. A person who said 'shit' more times than they actually have a shit.

1. Mike: Yes, I know I say Ass, Crap or Shit a lot, I just happe to be an assaholic!

by Green7501 November 28, 2018

Asscape

1. A completely useless object

2. An idiotic person

1. Man 1: Hey guys! Check out this pet rock I found.

Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.

2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.

Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.

by Dub C. December 20, 2008