alcohol farts 

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.

Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!

alcohol farts by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018

alcohol to sound ratio

The ratio that dictates that the more you drink, the louder you talk.

The later in the evening we go to that fine restaurant, the more likely we are to be sitting next to a large and obnoxious group of folks who will personally demonstrate the alcohol to sound ratio for us.

alcohol to sound ratio by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Alcohole 

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

Alcohole by Lionchick January 17, 2009

Alcoholistic 

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).

"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."

Alcoholistic by apeirophobia February 1, 2010

Alcoholis Interuptis 

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

Alcoholis Interuptis by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

An alcohol 

One who destroys one's family, or the families of others.

He's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

An alcohol by your real name   October 19, 2010

AlcoLOLic

An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.

John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

John: She love's da vino!!!

coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado

AlcoLOLic by JustJayne September 11, 2010