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abercrombie & fitch 

A store that makes a majority of it's sales off of near pornographic advertisement and the false promise of higher quality materials in their clothing. A majority of this clothing is made in China and India, while it is designed in the United States. The clothes are very inexpensive to make, as the materials and wages per average item cost around $8.00. Reports of child labor have been proven false by FBI investigations in Southeast Asia, but it has been verified that the labor conditions are harsh, and the average wage of workers has been established at 75% below the national standard. (In other words, $1.29 an hour.) This clothing store is generally associated with the higher classes, but can also be found sported by lower classes, who feel inclined to shop there in order to fit in with those above them on the financial ladder. In summary, the claims of higher quality material and manufacture made by Abercrombie and Fitch are unfounded. People must admit that they are buying a label and simply that. The same is true for A + F's subsidiary company Hollister Co, though Hollister is not under fire for obscene advertisement. Those who choose to shop at Abercrombie or Hollister may do as they wish, however they should not feel entitled to superior treatment as there are millions of people with superior clothing brands who are at this very moment, laughing their asses off at the unfounded arrogance of most A + F shoppers. For those A + F shoppers out there who cant think of these brands, try these on for size: (Armani Exchange, Giorgio Armani, Emporio Armani, Gianni Versace, Prada, Gucci, Chanel, Fendi, Mark Jacobs, Dior, Pucci, Missoni.... and the list goes on. So next time A + F shoppers feel like snubbing someone for wearing less expensive clothing than them, realize that there is always someone better than you, and that they are looking down on you in the exact same way....
A+F Girl/Boy: "Look at that girl in her Wal-Mart capris! Oh my god, I would never even be seen in a Wal-Mart with all that poor trash!"

Armani Girl/Boy: "Look that girl in her abercrombie & fitch capris! What a bunch of jack-ass poor people trying to look rich. I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those crappy stores, I'd probably get mugged or something..."

Prada Girl/Boy: "Look at that girl in her Armani Exchange capris! Thinks she is all bad ass or something! What a stupid dumb-ass, always trying to compete with the truly rich, why cant poor people just admit that they are poor and dress the part?"

See? The list goes on...
abercrombie & fitch by Quarzm Shebaou September 17, 2008
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abercrombie & fitch 

They made thongs for 10 year olds.

Excuse me while I choke on my own vomit.
Why the fuck did Abercrombie & Fitch think 10 year olds would wear thong panties? And what kind of parents actually buy them for their daughters?

Abercrombie Asshole 

Noun; the type of guy who wears Abercrombie clothing, extremely trendy, and will not stop until everyone knows it. Also thinks he is better than anyone else. Usually a guy in a fraternity. Abbreviated: AAss.
Look at that Abercrombie Asshole with his stupid scarf.
Abercrombie Asshole by Glenn October 28, 2004

Abercrombie's Bitch 

A girl, or occasionally guy, who's wardrobe entirely, or nearly entirely consists of clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch. These people come from the ages of 12-18.
This is not to be confused with Abercrombie's Hitch, someone who has one or two tees from there that they use when looking for a date, this case is more common.
Chris: Damn, she's so hot...I'm gonna go talk to her.
Pat: You can't...
Chris: Why?
Pat: She's Abercrombie's Bitch
Chris: Damn, she must be crazy, how do you know?
Pat: She has A&F jeans, tee, hoodie...
Chris: You know what their clothes look like, you're Abercrombie's Bitch too.
Pat: Heh heh (the slight giggle is acknowlegemnt of the truth)

Abercrombie and Fitch 

Stuff that suburban white kids wear
"Like really dude...check out my new Abercrombie and Fitch sweatshirt. Sweet!"
Abercrombie and Fitch by CeZex October 16, 2008

abercrombie bitch 

abercrombie bitch: n.
someone who will only...

1-buy army cargos just for 80$ for one night with one other friend

2-whose everything (including underwear and pjs)come from abercrombie

3- when its a big deal when "omg i got this bra at victoria's secret!" (not abercrombie)

4- known as the abercrombie girl

5- thinks that thrift store clothing has rabies

6- the abercrombie and fitch label means everything

7- it's in fashion if its at abercrombie

8- her dream boyfriend is an abercrombie model

in a sentence: the abercrombie bitch was dressed head to toe in abercrombie. none of it on sale. and was worth about 1000 dollars.
for all of these see "laura" as an abercrombie bitch
abercrombie bitch by syddie January 7, 2006

abercrombie & fitch 

Clothing Brand.

I don't wear it, but I've got nothing against it.
You pseudo goth whiners need to chill out about labeling people snobs and bitches because the shop at a particular store. I could turn that same logic around and say that everyone who shops at Hot Topic is a talentless, whiny, wanna be rocker. Or emo.
abercrombie & fitch by Hartcore February 27, 2005