Rug Lettuce

When you get a rug burn on your vagina flaps

Last Tuesday I accidentally slipped and slid my vagina against the rug, now I have rug lettuce...

by Hot Avian September 22, 2018

rug mrs

Another saying for "oh that sucks" or "oh fuck." This phase is normally used when you are with a group teenagers who feel badly for a situation you are in.

Oh rug mrs, Noah did trumps secret stepson just try fuck your friend lauren?

by not your average teenage girl September 28, 2017

rossland rug

In the world famous ski and mountain biking Mecca of Rossland, B.C., every truck in town has a tailgate mat ( usually a Dakine mat) , with mountain bikes hanging over the tailgate.

These "Rossland rugs" hang as a badge of honour, found on trucks in parking lots all over British Columbia, and wherever mountain bike culture exists.

That new trail must finally be ready for shredding, look at all the Rossland Rugs in the parking lot!

by Dez4prez October 20, 2017

dick rug

A pelt of fur above the dick (penis). Adjective to describe a friend or person who is noncommittal.

Curtis will not comit to playing to golf and therefore is a dick rug. #808

by Sisterwife June 11, 2017

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

Karcher the rug

To wash your vaginal pubic hair area.

Also to actually clean a rug with a Karcher.

Got a hot date with Rodney tonight; but after that killer pilates session I'd better race home and Karcher the rug.

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by Bigsetzee September 24, 2016

Rug diver

One who spills their dope on the floor then dives into it to find what dope can be salvaged.

Rug diver's are better than vacuum cleaners.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016