dad

to drink and drive, to get pulled over because you are drinking and driving

"I pulled an big dad last night"
"I got pulled over last night for a dad"
"I pulled this guy over that was doing a big time dad and I kicked his ass"

by Jack Bower January 5, 2007

DADS

An acronym for Dumb As Dog Shit.
(Medicine: A life-threatening disease ie. DADS disease)

Refers to a person of incredible stupidity. For example, a person who would stick a knife in a power point just to see if it hurt.

This young man electrocuted himself by sticking a knife into a power point. Obviously he had a terminal case of DADS disease.

by Claudia Rose July 8, 2006

dad

1. (n) Term used for addressing (typically male) friends, as in man, dude, or brother.

2. (n) Cigarette

3. (v) The act of smoking a dad

"Hey dad, you wanna go dad a dad?"

"What's the name of your band?"
"Dads Without Kids"

by DWOK April 24, 2007

dad

An internet acronym for dont ask douche, or dont ask douchebag, or perhaps dont ask dude.

Bob: Iwant to go to the party tonight and get wasted!
Fred: Fuck you!
Bob: wtf?
Fred: dad

by Aljoho May 19, 2008

Dad

The reason why you were born

Man if it weren't for my dad being horny with my mom i would have never been born

by Sir Robin the not so brave August 27, 2013

Dad

Dad is your rock, dad will help you through everything, dad is everything. If your homeless, dad is your food

Person 1:dude what's up?
Person 2: just eating dad because I have no money
Person 1: ...

by Yourmumwantsit May 19, 2016

Dad

Wow. You actually did it. You felt that you could have the audacity to actually look this word up. You know what it means. Now go to your room. I’m so disappointed.

Dad is your father

by Savagedoge69 November 20, 2017