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wandering zipper disease

A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.
1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!

2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
by GrannyGrunt March 2, 2021
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Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small
George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023
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Cool As A Zipper

Slang for being be calm, relaxed, and ready to accomplish anything in front of them such as a stressful activity. This can be used after calming down after an emotional blow up.
After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"
by dantemac253 May 26, 2011
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Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.
You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!
by #Fired December 17, 2019
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Alaskan zipper lock

When your fucking a girl in their pussy hole and your going to pull out to cum in her as but you miss, jizzing between her as cheeks and freezing it below 0 degrees
Bro 1: It was getting all hot and heavy with my girl and I accidentally did the Alaskan zipper lock.

Bro 2: DAMN FAM YOU DUMB AS HELL HOW DID YOU MISS?!?!
by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016
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Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.
"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "
by Nastycar August 19, 2015
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Sticky Zipper

Sticky Zipper is a reference to hiding your substance stash by zipping the baggie into the fly of your pants or Sticky Button for button fly jeans.
The police office patted me down but did not find my sticky zipper, sticky button hidden in the crotch.
by vinovines July 13, 2012
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