Human 1: I've had a stressful day and want to let it out.
Human 2: Down for combat yoga?
Human 1: Ooh that's what I need!
Human 2: Game on!!
Human 2: Down for combat yoga?
Human 1: Ooh that's what I need!
Human 2: Game on!!
by NobleKode December 2, 2014
Get the Combat Yoga mug.The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.
Kristin...my AC controls are all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??
by jfwordsmythe March 20, 2017
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by S.Muirhaven August 16, 2003
Get the Yoga mug.Hot Yoga is a auto-erotic act which is accomplished only through a mastery of the flexibility gained by extensive practice of yoga and strong fecalphilial urges. To accomplish a Hot Yoga, one must be flexible enough to bend their head and pelvis close enough together to pass a bowel movement onto one's own face. There exists several positions and varriations, but ultimately must be done by either bending the head forward towards the crotch or with greater difficulty, bending of the head backwards toward the rectum and releasing a bowel movement of any consistency onto one's own face.
Steven practices Hot Yoga so he can dump on his own face when nobody is around to do it.
Tom worked on his flexibility for years just so he could give himself a Hot Yoga.
Tom worked on his flexibility for years just so he could give himself a Hot Yoga.
by Humpergoat January 25, 2011
Get the Hot Yoga mug.What you have to do when the airplane is so overcrowded you cannot walk. Always occurs during long 10+ hour flights. The plane will usually crash and catch on fire, making escape very interesting. A hole is commonly torn in the side of the plane as everyone hits the door at the same time.
by Coffin Henry June 24, 2006
Get the airplane yoga mug.Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.
My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"
by Artlife September 5, 2018
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Often spotted browsing for graphics cards or a new butt plug, Yogans are also known to enjoy a good brotherly cooking session, often resulting in a dirty shirt!
If you see a Yogan, it’s advisable to gently stroke his buttocks whilst whispering soothing words of derision into his ear.
Often spotted browsing for graphics cards or a new butt plug, Yogans are also known to enjoy a good brotherly cooking session, often resulting in a dirty shirt!
If you see a Yogan, it’s advisable to gently stroke his buttocks whilst whispering soothing words of derision into his ear.
by IamYogan September 17, 2018
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