wanking a goldfish

Where east benders go to watch confrontation street

Colin was wanking a goldfish, he should get down to confrontation street

by eastbender November 3, 2013

Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.

Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.

by Cemmons March 19, 2017

wanking

self-indulgent pontificating or arguing, full of sound and fury but generally signifying (and accomplishing) nothing

The Committee started wanking about Robert Rules' of Order and as a result didn't get anything important done for the rest of the meeting.

by theplaz September 16, 2012

wanking

the motion when a fat kid walks

hey look at bryce! hes totally wanking!

by Jizzle! December 16, 2008

Winking

Walking while drinking an alcoholic consumption

Mike: I am in desperate need of a drink, but I have to think about my health
Ilse: We could take a nice wink around the park?
Mike: Yeah! Let's go winking

by TheTinyWinker November 14, 2018

wanking

see being spiteful to naomi

I'm going to have a wank.
No the new term is 'being spiteful to naomi'

by Neg July 30, 2004

Wanking hand

The hand that someone use to wank. After wanking, zero shits given, decides not to wash his hand. This happens not just once, but every time someone wanks. If you realise you are about to shake hands with or get touched by a wanking hand, go away immediately. If you realise after making contact with him, you are scared for life XC

Don't shake his wanking hand or you'll be scarred for life.

by Mr Confident June 22, 2016