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Work High

When you're not too high to function at work but still high enough to enjoy yourself. Not usually high enough if you're out smoking with your friends.
Dude, pack another bowl. I'm only work high...
by Max Schultz March 21, 2008
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work tourettes

Inflictions in which obscenities are uttered uncontrollably while working. Work tourettes is often caused or acerbated by stress or an impending deadline.

An individual with work tourettes.
Me: Jane has been working so hard to meet that deadline, all I hear is "f*ck this" and "sh*t that" coming from her office.

You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.
by xtopher brown October 14, 2008
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Work Husband

1. The male counterpart of a female co-worker
2. A platonic, male, worksite 'mate'
3. A male co-worker that provides for your needs (i.e. snacks)
4. A male co-worker that provides moral support and guidance
Steve is my work husband; he came all the way across town to read my mantoux results!

You couldn't ask for a better work husband than Priestly. He always has snacks and treats waiting for me.
by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010
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work on a meat puzzle

to "work on a meat puzzle" would be to make the pieces fit and have sex. nothing more, nothing less.
"Hey girl, you wanna go work on a meat puzzle back at my place?"
by Danger_Rick May 13, 2010
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work wank

A wank performed while at work and during work hours, usually in the toilets and for the purpose of:

A: Giving yourself a little boost during a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.

B: Rewarding yourself for completing a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.

C: Seeing how much money you can earn from your cunt of a boss just for having a wank.

D: Stopping yourself from feeling the need to molest that hot new girl in reception.
Fuck this self appraisal is doing my head in, I'm off for a work wank.
by thatmrox August 26, 2011
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work boo

Co worker of the opposite sex that performs the duties of a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Person 1:"Why does Janet let Jerry bring her breakfast every morning?"
Person 2" 'Oh, that's Janet's 'Work Boo."
by Rick Da' Lingquist October 27, 2009
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work blue

phrase used by comedians to describe a comedy act laced with profanity and sexual content.
When asked to appear as comedy entertainment at the first grade graduation ,Carl agreed not to work blue.
by sheila in the car January 30, 2010
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