Chuck Woolery

Taking two dumps before 2:00 pm, as in Chuck Woolery's catch phrase "We'll be back in 2 and 2."

Dan: I really need to crap. It's my second one and it's only 1:00.

Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!

by RabbiDan August 27, 2009

woofer

A person who sniffs pussy fart and eats cheese tit.
In other words, they are retarded, mofo's.

Scotty B is such a woofer, he won't tell us what "keerunch" means.

by The Foolishness July 20, 2004

woofer-wednesday

A celebration held on a wednesday signifying the passing of the middle of the work week.

John and I drank two thirty packs of beer to celebrate woofer-wednesday, because two-fer Tuesday went really bad.

by afro8419 September 7, 2010

wozerate

To wozerate is to be at a social event and walk about starting conversations with lots of people but seeing another person you know part way through and leaving. The cycle repeats. Wozerating may also involve unexpected disappearances of the wozerator for long periods of time at the event.

Whare did Bob go? He was just here!

Oh, he wozerates a lot.

by D4677 May 15, 2011

Wooter

A group of people who wear orange shirts and make offensive "hooting" noises while they run in public areas.

Wooters generally make "hooting" noises whilst gesturing in a similar way to the The Circle Game near their face while running at each other.

"Oh look, a group of Wooters..."
"You're joking? Fuck me they're annoying. They're a blight on society with those stupid noises they make - it makes me want to be anywhere but here. I want to go running but they make me want to slit my wrists! If only they were aware that they ruin Parkrun for the majority. Bloody bible bashers"

by Ima B July 8, 2018

Wowzers my guy

A phrase used by Destery Smith in his video Soulja Boy:The Best A Man Can Be?, Used in the beginning of a sentence.

Destery: *yawns* Wowzers my guy, I am craving a huge Penis today...

by AndiAvocado September 8, 2019

wooder

Someone who has a thick voice who is trying to sound like people who don't have a thick-sounding voice, but then again they can't help it so why bother trying?

*Listening in to my brother on the phone*...wooder, wooder, wooder

by James November 12, 2003