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women points

(not to be confused with man points):

N.B.: This concept may have come from John Gray's Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus.

'points' that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points... for a total, of let's see (starts counting)...25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
mugGet the women pointsmug.

Women's football

Men's football at walmart, overrating themselves. Also for the americans I meant soccer and not handegg
girl; Women's football deserves equal pay
boy: the world's best women's football team can't even beat 15 year old boys
by ~wannabeafeminist~ November 22, 2021
mugGet the Women's footballmug.

Slippy Women

Hey, Michael and I went out last night and banged the fuck out of some slippy women, too bad about that wart, though.
by Myrfyr June 21, 2022
mugGet the Slippy Womenmug.

women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.
PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!
by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020
mugGet the women in techmug.

white women

a scary creature that scares me if you see a white women RUN
person1:"is that a white women?"

person 2:"RUN BILLY RUN"
by jason37 November 3, 2022
mugGet the white womenmug.

Women ☕️

Common term used by teenage mfs that think all women are the same because of one woman
*A woman does something stupid*
"Women ☕️"
*A man that does the same thing"
"Good job bro"
by putinlivesinurbasement August 23, 2022
mugGet the Women ☕️mug.
Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*
by OLOL January 28, 2007
mugGet the there are no women on the internetmug.

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