wig wife

Term for the male who performs oral sex upon another male while wearing a wig in order to seem female.

My wig wife Alan is coming over to give me her sweet mouth love.

by Johnny Popcorn June 15, 2017

Wig painted

someone getting shot in the head blood spatters on to their face or head

Yo son tim got his wig painted

man i heard tim got his wig painted

by steven owns you February 29, 2008

Grease Wig

When your bald but cant afford a wig so you shave your pubes and put them on your head.

Good ol Larry: Yo did you get a hair transplant?
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

cunt wig

A hairpiece for the vagina. A fake bush of sort when the original has gone bald.

"Did you hear that she had cancer and had to have kemo?"

"Yeah, I heard her cooch was pre-teenish and she needed a cunt wig to pass for 14 years old"

by sweedishcheez March 29, 2010

wig flew

To hear or witness something so absurd it causes ones wig to fly off their head

" Can you believe Sarah was sleeping with her best-friends boyfriend"
: omg "wig flew"

by Sammypam2020 November 22, 2022

wig-wear

comprised of such brands as 'south pole' and 'ecko unltd.', this grouping of clothing is becoming wildly popular, especially around the majority-white areas. wiggers from inner city and hayseed country alike join together to purchase these stunning new works of cotton and polyester.

carlos: yo, look at that gringo with the wig-wear!
pedro: I know, he must be loco!

by liberalwizardtyler April 19, 2009

wig out

when someone does crazy things that surprises and confuses people. Mostly used in bobobo

Don Patch wig out Beauty all the time.

by St.Amander April 01, 2010