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play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
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Real Life Win

When something in reality scratches the surface of fantasy.

Can be shortened to RLW.
Full-size Gundam mecha resides in Japan somewhere. Is that enough to convince you of Real Life Win?

Freshly brewed pot of win 

A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?
Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.

pay-to-win 

Being a noob who cant get his/her own skills, so they pay real money that skilled players would rather not waste to get an unfair advantage that should not be there
(Most Online Games With MicroTransactions Here) is such a pay-to-win game! I spent hours grinding for the PTS Sword when he bought one for like 20 bucks instantly!
pay-to-win by The 8-Bit Gamer June 16, 2016

Team Win 

A Team composed of Winners who win non stop and are incapable of failure. Even if Team Win were to loose, (which never happens) they would still win.

With 69,000,000,000 WTD (Wins To Date) and a current PB of 6.9 seconds for flying backwards around the world, Team Win is quickly saving the world.
by stander 1 : "ohh my cat, shes stuck on the great wall of china!"
by stander 2 : Never fear, even though they reside on the other side of the world, Team Win will be here before you can blink!
Team Win by ACoupleOfWinners January 21, 2010

fudda win 

Faster lazier way of saying for the win
guy 1: warriors FUDDA WIN!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: For the win dumbass
fudda win by safa24234 May 5, 2009