black whopper

A really nasty fat black hooker

"Man, I fucked a black whopper last night. She said I can have it my way"

by Black Whopper December 18, 2015

Fat whopper

A big shit

OI OI LAD I WANNA AV A fat whopper LAD

by kenkie October 26, 2016

swamp whopper

Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.

Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.

by Super Steve May 17, 2017

Sloppy Whopper

When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.

"Man I filled that pussy to the brim. It was oozing like a sloppy whopper."

by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

Bolly-whopper

Any kind of club or pipe used to hit something or someone with.

Dude you smacked that fish real good with the Bolly-whopper!!!

by BarberG May 6, 2021

lefty whopper

a BDSM sex act where you are continually kicked on the left (typically non-dominant) side of your body

Him: "You know I think I'm up for that lefty whopper we talked about. Just be gentler than last time please."
Her: "I'm going to make you suffer without leaving a single mark."

by Lexinet January 12, 2023

plop a whopper

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)

One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.

by joshua7437 January 16, 2008