Shit Whiskers

The hairs in your butt crack that always track a little bit of poop when ever take a dump.

I had to thoroughly clean my razor after I shaved my shit whiskers.

by Diddle Jack October 5, 2016

Cheese & Whiskers

The phrase "Cheese & Whiskers" is used when one is frustrated... This term could be used instead of several profane comments such as "ah, Shit" or "Damn It".

The comment was originally uttered by Mr. Ratt who was a major character in the British children's show "Banana's in Pyjamas" for additional information research the aforementioned TV show and it's catch phrases.

You are walking along with a cup of coffee from your nearby Starbucks (you paid a pretty penny for it) and you trip and dump half of the coffee on the ground. At this point you say in an adjitated and rather angry voice "Cheese & Whiskers".

by brightrattie January 10, 2011

Wickers

A variation of 'Wicked'. Best prefixed with 'Absolutely' for maximum effect.

Roger, this guacamole tastes absolutely wickers.

I do not feel wickers after eating that shrimp coleslaw.

by lilinrose August 20, 2012

dick whacker

Some who enjoys to whack their penis, usually with the help of a tool such as a hammer, plank of wood.

that guy over their is a dick whacker

by qwertjohn May 17, 2006

cock whiskers

The appallingly unconvincing and unsubtle 'wear' marks industrially made on high street jeans either side of the fly area, to give the illusion that the person wearing them either:

1) Does something more strenuous with their life than mope about the mall all day and wank over radio friendly garage rock bands.

Or

2) Buys their clothes from charity shops because they're so 'core, but actually can't conceive the idea of leaving the mall.

So called, funnily enough, because the lines resemble whiskers either side of the person's cock.

"Heyyyy, duuuuude, you like my new jeans?"

"Mate, they've got cock whiskers and look like you sat in bleach. What are you even doing?"

"Ohhh... I'll wear my ones with paint on them then. So hot right now..."

by bmr May 18, 2004

wee-whacker

A modified version of the weed-whacker, varying from its predecessor in that its blades have been replaced with dildos. Most often used for erotic play and the destruction of peecicles.

Using the wee-whacker, Spanky diligently detached the peecicles from the bush.

by La-Lindsey February 5, 2005

Weed Whacker

Someone who stops you from smoking chronic. It can be a very hard time for your bad self, so dont cut your wiener off.

"Hey dude, lets go smoke some weed"
"No dude, Come inside and play some video games"
"Whatever dick face...your just being a weed whacker"

by Lenord January 2, 2008