red week is head week

when a lady is on her period and the guy wants to have sex but shes bleeding. soo, it calls for head (:

man : heyy baby lets get it on
girlfriend : but baby its my time of the month
man : you know what they say, 'red week is head week' (;

by iamcoco April 7, 2011

Shark Week relationship

A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.

Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.

by AUDINASH August 30, 2011

in a week

Used as a form of saying goodbye to a close friend. You just say 'in a week' when closing the conversation even if you will be seeing them within 7 days. Another way of saying 'see you soon'
Orginating from Wigan, England

1. "Ill see you later mate"
2. "Yeah, in a week dude"
1. "in a week"

by Beans57 October 22, 2006

fuck the owner week

every year the second last week of December. every discord user can harass the owner. for 7 days

user: fuck you
owner: i will ban you for that
user: its fuck the owner week
owner: goddamnit

by n,nmn December 16, 2022

head week

The same thing as period week. Nobody is getting laid during this time, and the most a guy can reasonably expect is a blowjob.

Often the only time some guys can connive oral out of sexually stingy partners.

"Hey man, did you bang that girl last night?"
"Nah, turns out it was head week."
"Right on!"

by D-Moneys April 6, 2008

Flavor of the Week

It's the new someone you're with for the week.

Person one: Is that your new girl?
Person two: Nah just my flavor of the week

by Anonymousamantha October 8, 2008

Eighth Week

The average time it takes a weed lover to smoke their eighth. The length of an eighth week varies depending on several variables. These variables include, but are not limited to, size of bank account, employment status, and boredom level of the weed consumer.

Guy 1: How long is your eighth week since you got fired?
Guy 2: Dude, only like two days.
Guy 1: Whoa.

Guy 1: Man, I haven't seen that girl in an eighth week.
Guy 2: How long is that?
Guy 1: I don't know, like 4 days.

Scientist 1: We are running low on supplies, we must increase the size of our eighth week until this crisis is over.
Scientist 2: This is bullshit.

by greengreenfiend July 24, 2010