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courthouse wedding 

A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.
"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."
courthouse wedding by Dioxylin July 12, 2017

Dominican Wedding 

A traditional wedding ceremony held a the common meeting area in a 3rd world country village. The ceremony is usually conducted by the oldest living male resident or chief of the grooms village. The bride will wear the villages wedding gown and the groom wears white tuxedo with with shoes. Chicken ladders are assembled in preparation of the parade of chickens which is followed by the wedding party executing the 3 horned spotted goat. The brides family will put on a show of machete style fighting, followed by the grooms family offering of the pig. Once the vows are complete the cock fighting may begin and the happy couple is no longer brother and sister but also man and wife.
Jose cousin has the hot for him, once she turns 9 they can plan the Dominican wedding.

Joe played air guitar at the Dominican Wedding.
Dominican Wedding by 7mary3 May 17, 2019

Adam Akram's Wedding 

A beautiful wedding which consists of all of Adam Akram's friends and the chromebook's family, to which made Adam Akram a happier fortnite addict.
Adam Akram's Wedding was so nice! Congrats to him!

reverse shotgun wedding 

When a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can't get out of it because there is a child on the way.
Person 1: Hey, can you believe what happened to Kent? Just a shame...

Person 2: Who gives a crap. He had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he's screwed now...forever...

Magnolia Wedding 

Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.
Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.

lol wedding 

Term given to the act of sending out invitations for one's wedding via Facebook or Myspace.
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Subject: LOL Wedding!!!
Hai guyz I'm getting married, ur all invited!
lol wedding by Cds September 25, 2007