Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Sixth game to be released in the Call of Duty series. Set to be released November 10, 2009. Most likely will be the most kick ass game of the holiday season. Battlefield 2 and Halo fags will probably think this game will suck due to reasons such as "easyness", bad graphics, and think that the weapons have no recoil. In reality these kids played modern warfare or world at war only once and got owned in it so now think that the whole series sucks.

Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.

Expert gamer - I can not wait for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to come out.

Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?

Expert gamer - Why will it suck?

Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.

Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.

Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.

Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.

Noob gamer - cod still sucks

by colonelt April 10, 2009

class warfare

Competition between socioeconomic classes: rich, middle-class and poor. It occurs most often in capitalist countries where politicians use it to get votes, by enacting legislation that supposedly puts one class at an advantage over the other. For example, liberals and Democrats in the United States often use the words TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH as an excuse to not support a tax cut of any kind to anyone, while Republicans complain that high taxes are burdensome for the rich and owners of small business (middle-class). In the Presidential election of 2008, Democrat candidate Barack Obama accused his opponent, Arizona Senator John McCain, of owning too many homes while McCain charged Obama of being out of touch with middle-class, middle American ideals. Politicians also utilize class war in an effort to promote universal healthcare, claiming it will help the poor and put everyone at an even playing field, but conservatives claim it will create burdensome taxes on the rich. Class warfare is also seen in corporate America as lower paying employees or members of unions sometimes protest what they perceive as unfair business practices of rewarding corporate executives with big bonuses, excessive raises and inflated salaries, while the lower paying middle-class workers are forced to accept pay cuts and job losses and concessions. The redistribution of wealth is another example where the rich are forced to surrender more of their earnings in higher taxes and give them to the poor. Another example is found in welfare, that gives money to the poor.

Wheather class warfare exists or not, ALL politicians use it to their advantage to get votes.

by [e-mail] April 2, 2009

Jungle Warfare

The coalition between all male forces in a combined effort to abolish female pubic hair at the international level.

After Sarah realized that having a full bush while wearing a thong looked like she had Ronald Mcdonald in a headlock, she willfully engaged in Jungle Warfare.

by PoopInTheDark January 7, 2009

call of duty infinite warfare

absolute shit doesn't have Micheal Bay

this is call of duty infinite warfare lets leave

by billybobjnthe3rd May 13, 2018

Modern Warfare 2

when i saw the multiplayer trailer for that game i came a gallon in my pants. no lie im still trying to clean it up.

*watches soldier shoot the AA-12 auto shotgun in modern warfare 2 multiplayer trailer

faggot: finally i have something to masturbate to for tonight!

by k9thefaggot July 27, 2009

Lipstick Warfare

A womans subtle way of cutting down people. Using passive aggression and snide remarks hidden by a friendly smile in front of others.

Don't mess with her, she's a master at lipstick warfare, she will make your own mama hate you.

by WillzyB January 4, 2011

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Call of duty Infinite Warfare is a Game with a setting of a futuristic war where you play as Captain Nick Reyes who fights for the (SDF) The Settlement Defense Front as you fight Rear Admiral Salen Kotch's Army

Chad: hay do you want to play Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Random shit poster: NOOO COD INFINITE WARFARE SUCKKKK ITS BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Chad: ok weird all of the Internet hate that game but can never say why

by The COD IW chad July 4, 2022