World of Warcraft

Something that put Andrew Gower and his runescape franchise out of business. Right now, the only people who don't have this game is because of their cost-conscious parents who can't afford to buy a brand new fucking supercomputer so that it is SOMEHOW even close to being possible to play the damn game without minute-long frame freezes. Also discerning parents who think that their children are too young to view the humongous amounts of Night Elf, Human, Orc, Tauren, Kobold, Pig, Martian, and Jew cleavage and scanty clothing put into the game, which is probably the major factor in its immense popularity over the average 20, virgin, pimpled, jobless, and lifeless average "adult" computer gamer.

A great game. As a matter of fact it's so great that I'm going to kill myself so that in my next life I will be reincarnated as Tyrande's tampon.

by Veerwhil February 20, 2005

warcraft

Your best friend if you don't have a social life. Some people actually pay monthly to play this game, and some actually pay even more for things in the game.

That nerd was playing warcraft while I had sex with his mother.

by jizzmasterxxx December 28, 2005

World Of Warcraft

A extremely good game almost a second life created by Blizzard Entertainment despite what others say it sucks up your life or its addictive i say yes addictive maybe but it only consumes your life if you let it.

Carl:I love playing World Of Warcraft its teh best game
Jim: Consumes your life!
Carl:How is it now bitch!
Jim: *Dead*

by Shinhiko January 6, 2008

world of warcraft

"WoW" or world of warcraft is an addictive MMO that is more addictive than crack those who play it will have no life, and they will never get laid and they will live with their parents for the next 35 years or their parents kill themselves because they are disgusted from their loser children

Loser: Hey how come you dont play WoW
Losers Friend: Cause i would rather eat gonnorhea clam dip and smegma gravy than play that peice of shit (World of Warcraft)
Loser:*cries* its not a peice of shit its a way of life
Losers Friend: Yeah a Shitty way of life!
Loser: *cries* im gonna go kill myself *slits own throat and has parranas eat him alive*
Losers Friend: Haha your 80 Deathknight aint saving you now!

by Jake Drake April 6, 2008

World of Warcrack

Play on World of Warcraft, a multi-user online RPG known to cause video game addiction. Addiction symptoms include long stretches of uninterrupted game play (12+ hours a day not uncommon), neglect of nutrition and bodily hygeine, social avoidance, job loss, academic failure, financial difficulties, child abuse or neglect, and possible marital separation or divorce.

The US Drug Enforcement Administration should reclassify World of Warcraft as a Schedule I drug (highly addictive, no medicinal benefit).

*Cue Sgt. McGruff anti-drug PSA jingle*

Users are losers and losers are users, so no Warcraft, no World of Warcrack!

by poorbrokegradstudent December 9, 2010

world of warcraft

Excellent way to keep virgins from leaving their homes.

It makes sure their useless genome does not contaminate the rest of the world.

I don't think girls care if you got a level 80 Death Knight in World of Warcraft if your still 29 and didn't get laid yet.

by C Tan September 11, 2007

World OF Warcraft

A very crappy game that i would probably get shot for playing.

Me: Dude i just started playing world of warcraft! ITS AWESOME!!!!!
Good Friend: *Cocks Gun*

by Joe Pugliese November 27, 2006