When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2017
Get the Grater Wipe mug.A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.
I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.
by Dick Onchin October 6, 2020
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A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010
Get the Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! mug.The wiping of your A-hole after a soppy, wet fart.
Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
"hey, you didn't flush everything from that shit you just had!'
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
Or
"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"
"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe
Or
"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"
"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
by Beach slick November 3, 2009
Get the Fart wipe mug.the act of wiping your ass due to a feeling of anal moistness most likely caused by a poor wipe job from a dump taken earlier in the day
"dude, if you're feeling itchy, I would do a check wipe before we tee off in this 95 degree heat..."
by coolio January 10, 2005
Get the check wipe mug.A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.
Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014
Get the Butler's Wipe mug.A quick and dirty way to clean yourself outside of a normal bathing situation (e.g. a festival, a service station toilet, in the car on the way to work). Frequently used by festival goers when the provided facilities are less than desirable.
"Oh my GOD I have the worst case of festivalfanny. I need to stop having baby wipe baths and have a real shower!"
by larkusto February 6, 2010
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