Skip to main content

White Castle shit

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
mugGet the White Castle shit mug.

White Knuckles

1) A terminology used to describe when someone is holding onto something extremely tight, due to a stressful or otherwise tense situation.

2) Also a synonym for someone feeling stressed, or tense about life.
"When we took that corner at 95, everyone in the car had white knuckles"

"You've had white knuckles since you got served with divorce papers, are you going to be ok?"

"We call him white knuckles, he stresses about EVERYTHING!"
by Capso March 9, 2010
mugGet the White Knuckles mug.

White Passing

A person, usually of black and white parents, that is recognized as only being white.
Ppl seem shocked when I tell them my dad is black. I go though life white passing.
by Lyle Butane August 24, 2017
mugGet the White Passing mug.

White Tyrone

Well if your a really lucky person, once in a millennium you will see or hear about a white guy called Tyrone. Some people think it is racism to do this but actually it was a white man's name back in 1940's but declined in 1970's when it was a more common name for a black man. Tyrone came from the irish and meant "land of owen".
by White_Tyrone June 5, 2018
mugGet the White Tyrone mug.

white crayon

Someone who is utterly useless. Refers to the least-selected crayon in the box.
I don't know how that guy ended up getting promoted, he never does ANYTHING. He's a White Crayon.
by Armed & Hammered July 26, 2006
mugGet the white crayon mug.

White van

When an old ice cream man called Pedro pulls up to your house and says to you “come to my van I have candy”.
Look over there

There’s Pedro giving out candy to those kids from his white van
He’s so kind
by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019
mugGet the White van mug.

White Fever

When an Asian woman is obsessed with dating/marrying a white man fir status, and thinks that hapa (Asian mixed with non-asian) babies are automatically 'cuter' than 100% Asian babies.
Asian woman to her Asian girlfriend 'ohhh, your new (dorky looking white guy) boyfriend is so handsome! How come all your new boyfriends have been white...do you have white fever??'
by Lisa Evers February 1, 2016
mugGet the White Fever mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email