lower than whale shit

The lowest shit in the world. At the bottom of the sea.

Fake news medias morales are lower than whale shit.

by Bjornbarl August 16, 2017

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whale dick

a beefy penis

amanda, your being a whale dick right now.

by Amanda116 February 15, 2009

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Whaleback

The sound you make when farting into the toilet bowl, sounding like a whale calling.

Wow, my stomach hurts. I was whalebacking all day yesterday.

by 2rsvold April 28, 2016

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Sperm Whale

1. A large women who likes to be ejaculated on.
2. A large whale who likes to be ejaculated on.

Pete: Why did you go home with that large women?
Mully: Dude, she is a sperm whale.
Pete: Oh. Then kudos to you.

by Bernard Bangwanger September 24, 2011

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Wholesome 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot 69420 stonks

A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.

Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
Wholesome 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot 69420 stonks

by A4775 October 17, 2020

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A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

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