pee pee whacked

verb. To get belittled, or get your balls busted by your boss for saying something illogical or not being productive while in a meeting with your colleages.

Doug: (Says something illogical)

Mike: Hold on a minute there Doug, I'm going to whack your pee pee on this.

Afterwords
Colleages: Man you really got your pee pee whacked.

Doug: I know, it's worse than being Becca'd (Definition 1). I'm going to have to go and get some Nan (Definition 7) tonight. Hopefully I don't end up with an Eric (Definition 20).

by Cougar Magnet June 19, 2009

Whackadoo

A very beautiful, sweet, slightly crazy texan woman with a heart of gold, who tells you she loves you, but then breaks up with you every other week. The first time she comes over for dinner, she'll drink a whole six-pack, and pass out on your sofa, leaving you to eat alone. Says "sheeeit" alot, and always announces when she has to go pee.

If it weren't that she were such a whackadoo, I'd probably still be with her.

by Winston.T.Wolfe January 9, 2015

Khaki whacki

When the man unzips his khakis and whacks a girl in the face with his penis

Holy shit! Steve just gave Tammy a Khaki Whacki!

by ChiChiMuncher September 20, 2016

whacker

Anyone who amasses a collection of amber or white flashing strobe lights for their vehicle so they can pretend they are important. This may also be accompanied by an antenna or black rims. Whackers are a problem because they dilute the already fragile emergency signal, which is used to serve communities by police, and fire/rescue services.

Stupid Whore "Danny is that the police, shouldn't we pull over."
Me "Nah, is just a whacker, I'll throw on my red strobes from the VFD and scare him off. Then give me a BJ."
Stupid Whore "Alright!!"

by foreigncarssuck January 14, 2008

bush whacker

One who repeatedly beats his rod (in a sporaticly random motion, similar to banging a kettle drum) against the vaginal mound. The purpose to either further stimulate the clit/penis or to maintain a solid erection. In some cases "bush whacking" is used to intensify orgasm after "pulling out" instead of the more commonly used hand jerking motion.

"Judy finished cumming just as Harold pulled his rod out, finishing the fuck with a vigorous bout of bush whacking, Harold quickly filled Judys navel with a stout squirt of man juice."
"That ol' Harold is one damn fine Bush Whacker"

by Mike Balsac October 26, 2003

whack it up

Slang for dividing up property (usually cash) amongst multiple parties that may be entitled to it.

Sara and Mindy both thought they were entitled to an annual Christmas gift of $200 that was sent by a client they both worked on over the past year. Tim, their boss, broke up the cat fight and suggested that they just whack it up amongst themselves.

by phess01 November 3, 2006

WHACK THE FROGGIES

WHEN ONE GUY LEAPS OVER TWO GUYS AND POKES THEM EACH IN THE BUTT BEFORE JUMPING OVER THE NEXT GUY

THIS ONE TIME AT CHURCH CAMP WE DECIDED TO PLAY WHACK THE FROGGIES

by I LOVE GOLD December 21, 2008