Big Water

Ocean Water

Audience: What is Puerto Rico?
D. Trump: This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water

by ken222 October 2, 2017

Bomo Water

It was like the last vestiges of the Third Reich, and Hitler was there too, don't ask me how. Anyways, they kept trying to masquerade as Nazis and land at their base to refuel, but each time they would be threatened to be shot down, and so they ended up crashing, but they like sent word to some other base, not the other guys on the island. And so the dudes on they island had this plane with something called a, and i'm not fucking joking, a "bomo ice box", which apparently could have saved them bcuz they were cold. I think the biggest thing for me tho, is that they specifically had to use vanilla ice water, bcuz it was the best type of bomo water, and would warm you up the best, and that ice cream only uses vanilla bean, or else they would be bomo water, and i'm all kinds of shook rn.
shit okay bomo water is supposed to like warm you up

"bro hitler stole the bomo water"
"damn man he took the vanilla too"

by BomoMan September 2, 2018

Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

the bodies in the water

Something you do not recognize.

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

by Intelligence001 April 11, 2022

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is the fastest growing water brand in the United States. Owned and operated by Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle who is a hip hop artist from San Antonio, Texas. Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water has been reviewed over 10,000 times and has been talked about by many as being the best mountain spring water on the market. Thuggizzle plans on making Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water Available In All Stores Across The United States.

Where Can I Buy Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water?

by God is everything May 14, 2022

Let's Get This Pony in the Water

When you need to start a podcast but the margaritas have turned your brain into Michael Scott, and this is all you can muster. You just got that pony in the water.

Moving on let's get this pony in the water and discuss this weeks episode of sister wives!

by Nikkiwash3r3 April 2, 2022

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020