Anus Volcanus

When your anus burns from an excruciatingly painful turd.

Oh man, I ate so much taco bell last night that I had an anus volcanus for three hours after the poop deposit.

by poobicus August 21, 2010

volcel

Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel

-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.

by kay_see November 8, 2007

Voland

A voland is a person or individule that maintains a neutrality to all factions it comes in contact with yet will make deals with these factions often causesing terrible damage and elaborate sabotoge and subterfuge to a faction in exchange for something from another faction.

A extreamly skilled hitman that deystroys people or groups indirectly by pulling strings behind the scenes.

A coporation is competeing with a rival corporation and in order to get ahead they hire a voland to infiltrate the opposing company and cause problems by means of elaborate and undetectable espionage and subterfuge. A voland normmaly has legal or otherwise access to large databases of information like credit card numbers and SS numbers. A voland will do these things in exchnage for something as simple as an otherwise completly useless yet extreamly old object like a boot from a WW1 uniform.

by Arastide May 9, 2009

Volkan

Volkan is strong
He is the danger in love.
Never mess with him
Volkan has carism.

love Volkan is a nice lover

by lazy27 January 5, 2017

Volapük

A dead language, spoken in the late 1800's, which was the first artificial language to become popular. It was hard to learn and didn't make much sense, and could conjugate a verb in 500,000 different ways, so was beat out by Esperanto. Esperantists still make fun of their early rival by call things that don't make sense Volapukajxo, literally Volapük-thing, but figuratively, "nonsense".

Dood! Your wack talk sounds like you're speaking Volapük! Shut that crap up!

by kleme November 28, 2005

The volume in this bus is astronomical

This speaks volumes Or is relatable.

Tweet: “I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” all the time.”

Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical

by Katiekillaaa June 17, 2020

Voldemort Hug

The act of giving an extremely awkward hug.

The term became used after the premiere of Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2, due to the scene in the movie in which Lord Voldemort hugs Draco Malfoy.

Person 1: On a scale of 1 to Voldemort, how awkward are your hugs?

You: I give a Voldemort Hug for sure

by Loony-Lovegood August 18, 2011