The spaceless, timeless dimension where lost texts exist until they re-enter the universe and arrive in your cell phone inbox; a hopeless, senseless text conversation in which one or both participants is repeatedly unable to determine the meaning and direction of the conversation despite all attempts to get the conversation back on track
Person 1 text: I liked your shoes
(two hours later)
Person 2 text: Thank you
Person 1 text: What?
Person 2: I said thank you
Person 1: I know for what?
Person 2: U said u like my shoes
Person 1: I sent that 2 hours ago
Person 2: Omg this fone sux!
(two hours later)
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why what?
Person 1: I am replying to ur text just now
Person 2: I didn't send a text
Person 1: Yes u did
Person 2: What did u say?
Person 1: Nvm we are caught in a vortext
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: Nvm
(two hours later)
Person 2: Nvm what?
Person 1: Aaaaargh!
(two hours later)
Person 2 text: Thank you
Person 1 text: What?
Person 2: I said thank you
Person 1: I know for what?
Person 2: U said u like my shoes
Person 1: I sent that 2 hours ago
Person 2: Omg this fone sux!
(two hours later)
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why what?
Person 1: I am replying to ur text just now
Person 2: I didn't send a text
Person 1: Yes u did
Person 2: What did u say?
Person 1: Nvm we are caught in a vortext
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: Nvm
(two hours later)
Person 2: Nvm what?
Person 1: Aaaaargh!
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A typical yes vortex can be as follows:
Question: "You guys don't have any ice tea, do you?"
Answer: "Yes."
Question: "Do you mean, 'yes you do'; or 'no you don't'?"
Answer:" "Yes."
Question: "No I am asking if you do, or you don't."
Answer: "Yes."
Question: "You guys don't have any ice tea, do you?"
Answer: "Yes."
Question: "Do you mean, 'yes you do'; or 'no you don't'?"
Answer:" "Yes."
Question: "No I am asking if you do, or you don't."
Answer: "Yes."
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