VanillaBlunt

The illest girl, who is very rude & has blond hair & blue eyes

Omg isn't that VanillaBlunt, Shes so rude!

by Unknown Blunt July 1, 2011

vanilla pudding pie

When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.

My dick is getting itchy. I think I'll ask my girlfriend for another vanilla pudding pie.

by Wasteofmyfiveminues October 15, 2012

Vanilla Donkoff

When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.

I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
365 fo life!!!

by Hi There!! October 22, 2013

vanilla mountain

to take a shit and masturbate on it afterwards

we left a vanilla mountain outside our neighbor's door

by LooLooLoo May 12, 2014

Vanilla Salt

When someone is pretending to be salty, or offering fake sympathy.

Example 1:
"Ouch, what a bad call."
"Get out of here with your Vanilla salt, man. You don't even like football."

by kirisame312 January 27, 2015

vanilla nipples

A female with extremely pale breasts.

Zant doesn't mess with girls with vanilla nipples often because he likes Asians...but he wouldn't turn down vanilla nipples either.

by Swaggerjacker90 July 19, 2014

Vanilla Snack Pack

During sex, you pull out and cum in her belly button, filling it to the top. During threesome's it's customary for the other female to eat this treat.

Tony just got up and left. I tried to go after him and spilled my vanilla snack pack everywhere. I gotta wash these sheets.

by Darkshadows November 21, 2015