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like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.
1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009
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Valentina

Amazing,beautiful,perfect and mean girl.bad girl and sexy
Valentina Have a really nice but
by A.girl.living.in.neverland December 22, 2014
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Valentijn

Has the biggest dick ever and is very nice and every girl loves him
Wow valentijn it is so big
by anonymous October 5, 2021
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Valentin

A Demigod
A Type of Battleship that happen to be "unbreakable"
O wow look at that Valentin
by Paolini December 9, 2008
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valentines day

A day in witch people with a broken heart from a relationship ending with in a week befor it get drunk and pass out so they don't have to feel the pain.
I got my bottle
by corey d February 18, 2007
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Valentine's Day

- February 14th, celebrated in various American and European countries by the exchange of valentines or love tokens. Traditionally (and typically) these tokens are cards, flowers and candy.

Due to the nature of this so-called 'holiday', it is one of the most popular days of the year for marriage proposals.

- A 'holiday' made popular by greeting card companies, candy manufacturers, and florists.

- A 'holiday' that makes pretty much everyone feel miserable, either because they're single, or have a 'significant other' who expects or demands to be showered with gifts and affection to make up for the other 364 days of the year that receive next to no attention. On the flip side, this 'holiday' has also become somewhat of a national make-up day that people use to 'make-up' for the other 364 days of the year that they aren't romantic and attentive to their relationships.
Example Use #1:
"I hate Valentine's Day. All it does it remind me how single lonely I am. It SUCKS."

Example Use #2:
"The entire store is cluttered with Valentine's Day crap from floor to ceiling. What a scam these manufactures have going."

Example Use #3:
"Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, Jane."
"Why do you only say you love me on this damn day?"
"Here. I got you some flowers and candy."
"Oh. Thank you. You're forgiven."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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valentine's day

A time where you waste $5 on a card for your girlfriend. Shortly thereafter it is forgotten and gathering dust on some mantle somewhere, and it's back to the usual routine: "Now what have you done for me lately?"
Valentine's Day is for suckers.
by Mr. Shmallow February 13, 2004
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