Upper Beeding

A rural shit-hole in the South of England, populated almost entirely by pretentious geese, seeking to make a living from eating shit and baby ducklings. Whilst many do comment on many Beedingers' sexual inactivity, it is apparent to anyone who visits there that the female Beedinger is highly promiscuous, and has every erotic fantasy, ranging from autoasphyxiation to bestiality, and back again.

The Beedinger is usually in tight with the resident of Steyning in every posible aspect of life, but always fall short of Steyning standards.

Dude 1: Argh, did you see that Upper Beeding girl?
Dude 2: Grr, what a slut!
Dude 1: How many geese do you reckon she keeps in her bedroom?
Dude 2: 10 and a half.
Dude 1: What's the half for?
Dude 2: She uses it when she get sexually bored.
Dude 1: FUN.

by JimmyJimJimJimJim May 11, 2012

Umpiree

A cross between an umpire and a referee. Universal term that may be used to describe the person officiating a sports event.

1. Wow, that umpiree sure just made a bad call. He better be a strong man, to withstand the backlash from these fans.
2. Why is everyone mad at the umpiree? (Asked by the person (woman) who is watching a sporting event that doesn't really understand all the intricacies of the game.)

Synonyms: Umpire, Ump, Referee, Ref, Blue
Antonym: Refire

Definition of REFIRE: An umpiree that continues to make bad calls.

"And I thought the umpiree of the last game was bad. Check out this Refire! He's blind, deaf, and dumb!"

by GingerLibrarian May 22, 2013

upper dumper

When someone takes a shit in the upper part of the toilet so that next person to flush gets a shitty surprise

I think my prankster cousin took an upper dumper in my toilet before he left last night, i flushed the toilet my piss was gone only to be replaced with diarrhea-water.

by Idontgiveashit October 8, 2013

Upper Titty Tattoo (UTT)

Tattoo that is on the upper part of a women's tit, that is always on display. Designed to bring attention to a woman's boobs, usually on fat girls or ghetto bitches. First heard on the Adam Carolla Show on May 13, 2014

Look at that Upper Titty Tattoo (UTT) on that big girl over there.

by TurtlemanTim May 13, 2014

Upper Blumpkin

Doing an Upper Deck( the act of pooping in the top part of the toilet ) and receiving a Blumpkin (getting head while you are taking a poop on the toilet ). The result of these 2 combined is an Upper Blumpkin .

Matt: “ Hey so last night , Kim gave me an Upper Blumpkin in the bathroom at my Mom’s. “
Kenny: “ Wow , that Kim is one sick Ho. Bet your mom was pissed after you left .”

by Ecg1986 August 26, 2021

Upper East Sider

Also known as UES. Term is mostly known from the CW series Gossip Girl. The UES is mostly well known for being far more “superior” than the Upper West Side (UWS). The UES however, in literal and metaphorical term is where the most wealthy, famous, and over privileged Manhattan citizens mostly live.

Gossip Girl: hey upper east siders, Gossip Girl here.. And I have the biggest news ever.

by Jayniebobaynie May 11, 2022

one-upper downer

(n.) Someone who tries constantly to out-do your bad personal experiences with their own bad stories, which in their eyes, is always worse.

Me: Oh man, I just had the worst day at work! I got fired...

Tim: Oh, sorry about that. Mine wasn't too much better. I forgot to save a really long document before shutting down my computer. Such a bad day!
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Tim's a clear one-upper downer

by The Communicator November 11, 2009