1.) Oh dude! a twat just fell on your head!
2.) i want to put my penis in your twat so badddd
3.) what a twat...
2.) i want to put my penis in your twat so badddd
3.) what a twat...
by 43534245143265 November 22, 2006
A Twilight fan who is addicted to the books while acknowledging that they are badly written crack. So in an effort to save their sanity they dazzle~ on for the lulz.
by Firecracker-Sj July 22, 2008
Last night while enjoying a cocktail at the fiesta, i accompanied a nice young girl upstairs and continued to blow my load through her twat.
by JSD July 24, 2003
How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.
How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.
How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.
"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."
"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."
"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."
by Karl Rove November 30, 2005
by Greenhell33 August 12, 2009