Turn up the Black

The act of a Black person getting louder and more angry as an argument progresses.

He started to get in my face, so I had to turn up the black.

by Robin Bowles September 22, 2005

turnaround

What you do when you want to see if the girl walking ahead of you is hot. Your friend runs forward to get past the girl, then you call out his name. When he turns around, he can get a good look at the girl and then pass judgement.

Guy 1: Yo you think that girl right there is hot? I can't really tell from behind.
Guy 2: Alright, let's run the turnaround

by Vixenbergen2 April 9, 2010

Colorado Turnaround

When a woman is riding a double ended dildo with the other end in a dude's ass, all while giving him a reacharound. When he's about to pop, he spins around and blasts love graffiti all over her Rocky Mountains.

After giving Randy a thorough Jersey Foghorn, Melissa applied the Colorado Turnaround and relished in the results.

by Pumpkinhead_j June 16, 2005

Turn my FaceBook the other way

The act of constantly ignoring a "friend" request on facebook or other social networking sites. It can also be used when ignoring various requests by existing friends to add applications, join groups, support causes, accept kisses, hugs, or penis tugs.

Cathy my high school 'girlfriend' keeps sending me friend requests, but I just turn my facebook the other way.

Will you stop sending me those 'support the polar bears' cause requests!! Jeez, you know I will only turn my facebook the other way.

by DoriMoose October 8, 2009

Turffin

To send in private message or post on social media a photograph of the beer you intend to drink before you drink it.

A way to say "This is my property (or turf), be jealous and don't touch."

"Chad keeps Turffin me his lame PBR."

"I actually found a Dogfish Head 120 minute IPA, I am so Turffin this!"

by TizApparition August 9, 2012

Ike turner

A bar drink - the bartender pours you a snifter of cognac, then slaps you in the face hard.

Yes, barkeep? I would like to buy those two douchebags at the end of the bar a round of Ike turners.

by Dirtydeeznutz September 6, 2013

I'd Love To Turn You On

Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:

*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)

The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:

"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."

The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.

Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.

Girlfriend: What?

Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?

Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.

Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.

Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?

by Dr.Strangelove(aka Mr.Lyndon) May 6, 2008