turbelsonitosis

A condition where your hears are extremly cold, the only cure is thighs of a thick thighed woman around your head

john:hey man i just got turbelsonitosis
martin:shit did ur gf take care of u with her thighs
john:yeah i spent the whole night wrapped in them

by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021

turbelsonitosis

A condition where your ears get so cold you might actually go deaf and die, the only cure is the thighs of a thick legged woman around your head.

I got turbelsonitosis man
shit are u taking care of it
yeah i got this goth chick whose thighs i sleep in

by darkyyyyyy February 16, 2021

turedofit

tired of your shit beyound tured tired of it

Ah let's get up she's tripping, i'm turedofit tured-of-it

by SHIFTD March 11, 2021

Tubbed

Lights. Camera. Blackout.
When an individual is past the functioning blackout phase of drinking.

“Dude, Steve and Stacy were tubbed last night. I found them passed out in a bush.”

“Let’s get tubbed tonight.”

by skankysteve10 June 17, 2021

Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

by mithyard June 24, 2021

turbodan

Someone who calls people this is a homosexual aswell it’s a phrase homosexuals call each other.

rayan: your a turbodan
adam: we are both gay!

by I’m MC hammer lol August 21, 2021

tubedor

Avett Brothers concert goers who bring poster tubes with them to protect the limited edition posters for each concert.

I couldn’t make it to the Avett Brothers merchandise tables for all the Tubedors.

by GenesysWave October 2, 2021