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Sex tulip

The flower your neighbors bring you when you share a wall after they’ve had very loud sex.
Ron and Jeremy were going so hard at it last night that they brought me a sex tulip.
by Sex_Tulip May 5, 2018
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sloppy tilapia

Oh my god, officer, I told her 13 times I was a fucking Mario cosplayer and she still wouldn't give me that sloppy tilapia!
by ab28472 May 3, 2019
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tulane

1. A collection of Jews, I.E. the nick name Jewlane, Northerners, and intellegent people from Louisiana. Basically the poorest excuse for a college anywhere.

2. Lacking any affinity to have a good time.
1. Hey look at that rich jew. I bet he goes to Tulane.

2. Wow i wish that boring ass mother fucker would stop being so tulane.
by Chris P. February 24, 2005
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Tulare

A small town in California full of crybaby liberals that drive Prius’s and conservatives with sick lifted truck with tires that are louder than there exhaust . Tulare is the hottest part of California and everyone either goes to pismo beach or chick fil a for fun because there is nothing to do there.
Hey let’s go to pismo to get out of Tulare for a few days
by Someone that’s not you August 19, 2020
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tulip

only fucking retards use tulip as an insult.
by Bernie Mc April 5, 2015
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telapathy

When you can read someone's mind, but you just don't give a shit what's in it. When the crap in someone's mind isn't even worth reading. When you wish you couldn't read the crap that was in someone's mind.
"That Sookie chic on True Blood is all telepathic an' shit, but she should be using her telapathy more often because the characters in that show are as slow as slugs."
by clever clara July 23, 2010
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aria tulp

Aria Tulp is a girl who is most likely under 5 feet tall and acts like a sweet,swagster girl but is truly evil. A aria tulp is a supernatural creature mixed between a vampire,gremlin and a teenage girl.The one thing you never want to do is invite aria into your home unless you want your animals to be kidnapped.
"shes short"

"she must be a Aria Tulp"
by yourtoxicexgf September 27, 2021
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