Turd of Hurdles 

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

Turd of Hurdles by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

Turd Bandit

A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.

"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."

Turd Bandit by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014

Turd Tube 

This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.

Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.

Turd Tube by Bob Tate September 6, 2017

Turd finder 

A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.

The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.

Turd finder by Language King February 21, 2018

Turd World Country 

A country that has social or political conventions that are considered uncivilized and/or immoral compared to that of other countries.

"A woman in Iran was arrested and killed for not wearing a head covering. What a turd world country."

Turd World Country by Fcking_Chuck September 29, 2022

turd-fondler 

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

turd-fondler by Martin Burns April 27, 2006

Turd Fly 

(noun) Like the name suggests, turd fly refers to the flies that sit on feces. It's used to describe any person who is nasty, acts annoying, or is just a jerk in general.

Did you see that turd fly pull out in front of me?

Turd Fly by Star M January 8, 2009